I was clearing out some of the random photos and videos my daughter takes constantly. My phone had 487 pictures and videos on it! Most are just a few second videos of her making a funny noise. A few are of her starting to sing Plankton’s song “oh my Karen”. She loves taking pictures of herself, and her feet. As I was deleting the hundreds of pictures and videos, I came across one that stopped me in my tracks.
I remembered the day when this “episode” happened. I was cooking dinner, little princess was sitting on the stairs in the living room making funny noises. I heard something and questioned her. The following is a description of the crime.
The video is only 7 seconds. Her face fills the screen. She leans back. She clears her throat, and proceeds to hock a loogie right on my phone. You can hear me in the background say something to the effect of “no spitting” then her saying “what did you say?” Followed by humming like she was doing nothing. The video ends.
In real life I walked in and asked her if she was spitting, to which she answered no. All this time the evidence was right there on the phone. My son and I were laughing so hard, that tears where coming down and we couldn’t catch our breath. We replayed it about 10 times last night.
Next time I will check the video logs…..